I wish Black Widow was sung by Nicki and Rihanna instead of their knockoffs.
Tomorrow we begin a month or “wake me up when September ends” posts despite no one listening to that song for about a decade
when zayn smiles and pushes his tongue against his teeth and his eyes crinkle up.. that is when u know god is real
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
"ew fast food, do you even know what they put in fast food-"