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jackie perez ☃ future vet

”i am an optimist. it does not seem too much use being anything else.” - winston churchill

feminist~animal lover~child of god
"
People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic, via kushdrinker)

blisswoe:

I love you so much
iwantabrickbybrick:

Priceless

spookyegberts:

snowyenjolras:

*rides into battle on a gym class butt scooter*

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*runs over fingers* ffu fuKFUCK ABORT MISSIOn  A BOR T FUCLKGJI N mISSION GODDAMMIT

(Source: superenjolras, via theadventuresofpam)

Anonymous said: I would love hips like a kardashian :(

lsdzeppelin:

I would love money like a kardashian

murrlin:

i love torturing my friends with my shitty puns.

espybounce:

lepreas:

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste

(via brixny)

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

(via brixny)